how to win over a woman according to twilight:
stalk her. be emotionally abusive, force her hand into marriage because she wants to fuck your brains out, impregnate her with a demon baby who you have to EAT OUT (lol eat out) OF HER UTERUS, have your bff werewolf fall in love with your baby.
also, make sure she’s barely legal and you’re 600 years old.
