Some time ago I wrote an entry about Grimace from Mickey D’s. I found this entry again and I feel a need to restate it(with it edited and changed in certain ways). I have spent many a times in my life pondering the mystery that is Grimace. What is he? What is his purpose? I mean, the other mc’d characters have some kind of purpose…fryguys are fries, penny’s a chicken, you have the mini nugget things, hamburgler’s a guy who likes his burgers, &ronald is a creepy clown. but then you have GRIMACE. A GIANT PURPLE BLOB. WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE! AND WHY IS HE NAMED GRIMACE?! WHAT DOES HE DO? He most certainly is not grimacing in terms of the facial expression. He has a creepy, “i like little boys” grin on his big purple face! On top of that, he doesnt even have any definition. He is just a giant amorphous blob. He’s not cool. He’s not even an alien or anything interesting like that. He’s a huge fucking BLOB. Great fucking work Grimace creators, what were you on and pass it my way thanks! He is something i’d see on a bad fucking trip . If anybody has any thoughts or solutions , please share, it’s GREATLY appreciated.
